Timeless Memes – May 29, 2024 admin, May 29, 2024June 16, 2024 *Toasts a piece of bread* Any man would be lucky to have me I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with Tequila. I love margaritas. I get awkward when someone compliments me Do you ever shock yourself with how creepy you are? Birth Control Pills for me – because it makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth I would never let anyone go through my camera roll, there are too many weird screenshots and saved shit that I have no valid explanation for A moment of silence for all the clothes that we added to the cart but never bought If anyone here is going to save the man’s life it is the girl on the right Those who have time vs. those who don’t have time Rich people splurging vs. me splurging Sell me this pen Well that’s not creepy at all Tune into the next episode of definitely fucking not If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance Use your own words, don’t just copy from the book What did you expect? Evolution of mobile phones When you fight back, you’re the mean one Single, because why let someone else ruin your life for you when you’re perfectly capable of doing it on your own You never have to worry about me cheating on you Memes single